Ten laws of Newton you did not know

Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world . . .

Law of Queue : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law Of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi : If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result : When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

Law of Biomechanics : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee : As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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